Wednesday, April 29, 2009

You might be a redneck if. . . . . .




We all have heard the classic "You might be a redneck if" jokes by comedian Jeff Foxworthy. You have to admit they are quite humorous. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would actually have the material to legitimately add another one to his long list of redneck jokes. Unfortunately my husband and boys provided the ammunition for me the other day. My hubby comes in from work and after about 5 minutes he says, "Boys come outside I've something fun for you to try.". Next thing I know all four (Adam was even tagging along for this one) were out back under the shed each holding a marking stake. You wouldn't believe what this "fun" activity was. They were all out there swatting bumblebees! Apparently this is how it works, one person is delegated to be the "tapper". They have to tap the wood where the bees have bored their hole into. This must aggravate them to the point where they fly out upon which the rest of the hillbilly quartet tries to knock the living daylights out of the bee. The thing that is funniest is they actually spent about 45 minutes doing this! The way they were hooting and hollering you would have thought they were watching a college football game or something!

1 comment:

Eva Braun (aka Ana) said...

It is not important what they were doing, what is important is that they were all spending quality time together doing something they all enjoyed. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Sorry, I couldn't contain that any longer....... Eva Braun